Jondor's Daily, the newspaper that does not only cover the news, but also
creates it! The latest gossips, the hottest stories.. All here, for you!
Just 10 Pennies.. Look in the kiosk on the village square.
&showfile paper.new
&say You pay the shopkeeper 10 pennies for reading his newspaper
&pennies -10
You cannot take Jondor's Daily. It's only for reading, not for taking!
Use this book to see the technical information for MyMUD.&showfile techdocu.docThis is a magic universal reader. Just give the name of a wizards text
as parameter and you can read!&showfile %1Use the WHATSNEW book to see what's new in MyMUD 2.0&showfile whats.newUse the MYMUD.DOC book to see what's new in MyMUD 2.0&showfile mymud.docThis is the village library. Among the books found here you see:
WHATSNEW which contains information on what's new in this version of
the MUD program
MYMUD.DOC Which is the documentation for this program.
You also see an arrow pointing to an other room. It says, type "GO TECH"
to go to the technical books. Limited access!Notes for adventurers,
By Jondor the Joyfull.
This is Jondor's notebook with notes for new players.
#1 Type HELP for help or ? for a list of commands.
#2 Use WHO to find wizards and other players.
#3 Behave and enjoy!
As you try to take the notebook you quickly find that it is connected
to the sign with a thick and strong chain.
Somewhere, a little separated from the crowd, you see a male smelling a
long stemmed rose and muttering words which you understand as:
Oh my love, deep as the red of this rose,
big and wide like the endless sea,
hear the wind screaming, so everybody knows,
that you, my love, were made for me...
You wonder who the object of his undying love is.
You are now on the central gathering grounds of Pondarto, a small town with
friendly people. Around you stroll the other inhabitants of this area.
Looking at each other, flirting, joking and arguing. In the middle of the
area you see the big "Pondar" tree which gave the village it's name.
Around the tree, in the shadow, there are many seats where one can rest and
enjoy a drink. Live is good here in Pondarto.
Nicely in the shadow of the tree you sit down on one of the tables. The
crowd around you lookes at you for a moment before continuing with their
chatter.
The waiter has a tray with all kinds of refreshments and cool drinks. You
see beers, juices, wines, icecreams and a lot of other things you don't
recognise. It's hard to make a choise and to order something.
&showfile %1Welcome to Jondor's Bar,
This is THE local place to be. Behind the old-fassion bar you see Jondor in
front of a mega-mirror. Everywhere around you there are photo's hanging on the
walls, paintings and un-indentifiable things. This is realy a bar as you
know them from your gramp's stories..
In the back there is a dancefloor crowded with "cool" dancing people who
are dancing on the music of the local fiddler. You also see a door to a
private room and the door to the toilets.
Welcome to Jondor's Bar,
This is THE local place to be. Behind the old-fassion bar you see Jondor
in front of a mega-mirror. Everywhere around you there are photo's hanging
on the walls, paintings and un-indentifiable things. This is realy a bar
as you know them from your gramp's stories..
In the back there is a dancefloor crowded with "cool" dancing people who
are dancing on the music of the local fiddler. You also see a door to a
private room and the door to the toilets.
As you try to enter the private room Jondor jumps from behind the bar and
stops you: "Sorry, this room is only for inhabitants with the level of
builder and higher".
You enter the private room for builders, wizards and god..
Freak out dude! You're swinging like a real cool person on the mega-top
whatever music the fiddler is playing on his fiddle.. And you're not alone,
everywhere around you there are other c00l and groofy dudes and dudets.
You enter the dance-floor and you start to swing.. whoopy! This is groofy!
Dripping from sweat and and tired but satisfied you leave the dancefloor
and you go back to the bar.
%n leaves the dancefloor.. %S's getting a little older too..
Shaking %p hips and waving %p arms %n enters the dance-floor..
As you look into the mirror you see a familiar face.. If only you could
remember where you saw %o before?!
The mirror is much to big to take.. Besides, Jondor wouldn't like it!
As you look into the mirror you see a familiar face.. If only you could
remember where you saw that face before?!
The mirror is big and shiny..
As you look into the mirror you see a ugly, but yet familiar, face.. If only
you could remember where you saw %o before?!
When %n looks into the mirror it almosts crackes..
The mirror is big and shiny..
It is in desperate need of cleaning..
You order yourself a nice %m
As you listen you hear the music from the dance-floor mixed with the mumbling
of the crowed.
As you listen you hear the music from the dance-floor mixed with the mumbling
of the crowed.
As you listen you hear the music from the dance-floor mixed with the mumbling
of the crowed.
You smell the aroma of nicotine and old bear you know so well. All kinds of
memories from parties in the past are comming back to you.. Ah! these smells!
In the middle of the villagesquare you see a perk of beautifull roses which
smell heavenly..
As you stick your nose in the roses you suddenly feel a sharp pain.. A wasp
thought your nose for a alien attacker and stuck it's sting in it.. Auch!
Welcome to the secondhand things shop. Looking around you you see UIO's
everywhere (UIO: UnIndentifyable Objects). On one of the walls hangs a sign
saying:
┌───────────────────────────┐
│ SELL: Drop an item │
│ BUY: Take an item │
│ │
│ The manager. │
└───────────────────────────┘
The moment you reach out to pick a rose, all the people around you start
to stare at you. Somehow you get the feeling that picking the roses isn't
really appriciated.
You cannot take the bushes!
The bushes have many small round leaves and carry nice smellig little pink
roses.
The toilet of jondor's bar isn't a nice place to be. It is smelling,
dirty and it's known that people went in here and never came out again..
The walls here are covered with grafitty
Look up....
higher...
higher..
you are wasting your shoes..
Here I sit, and think,
shall I shit or shall I stink.
The magic word is "whoopy"
Forbidden to write on the walls!
The management.
Look up....
higher... Jondor loves Viny!
higher..
you are wasting your shoes..
Here I sit, and think,
shall I shit or shall I stink.
The magic word is "whoopy"
I shit so I exist
Forbidden to write on the walls!
The management.
It's overfull and the flushing doesn't work anymore. It's in desperate
need of cleaning.. Only who would dare to touch this bacteria filled
container full of yecky things.. Only the brave.. only the stupid!
The toilet of jondor's bar isn't a nice place to be. It is smelling,
dirty and it's known that people went in here and never came out again..
The walls here are covered with grafitty and other "public art".
You are in a dark and mysteriouse place. Above your head there's a banner
with lightning characters. Around you there are clouds of steam and you
cannot find out where the light, the little there is, comes from..
You are in a dark and mysteriouse place. Above your head there's a banner
with lightning characters. Around you there are clouds of steam and you
cannot find out where the light, the little there is, comes from..
In the distance, at the end of the corridor, you see light and you hear
voices and laughing..
The banner reads in glowing characters:
-=> Welcome to BadBoys (and girlies) bar <=-
You wonder in what mess you are now...
You are in a dark and mysteriouse place. Above your head there's a banner
with lightning characters. Around you there are clouds of steam and you
cannot find out where the light, the little there is, comes from..
In the distance, at the end of the corridor, you see light and you hear
voices and laughing..
On the wall you see a yellow post-it.
Remember: "Whoopy" is the password..
You think about it and decide that stealing a post-it note doesn't
qualify as real BadBoy behaviour..
You cannot reach the banner. It's too high.
The banner reads in glowing characters:
-=> Welcome to BadBoysBar <=-
(Bad girlies are also more than welcome. har har..)
You wonder in what kind of mess you ended up this time...
You are in a dark and mysteriouse place. Above your head there's a banner
with lightning characters. Around you there are clouds of steam and you
cannot find out where the light, the little there is, comes from.. In the
distance, through a door at the end of the corridor, you see light and you
hear voices and laughing..
On the wall you see a yellow post-it.
As you try to enter the hell a voice boomes out from nowhere..
Yoh Dude! eh.. mortal, your time hasn't come yet.. (and besides, hell's
not finished yet, give us a break will ya!) Go and be a real BadPerson
and you will enter here soon enough.. (Just try again some other time..)
You're on your own now "BadBoy" hehehehehahahahahahahaaaahahahaha....